Of sex and shenanigans
Was browsing Google for kevii hall and came across this keviian entry. While deep in his study, the poor guy was disturbed by strange wailing noises "Ahhhhh....ahhhhh", climaxing in an orgasmic crescendo. The entreprising young man set to investigate the origin of the moaning and in part 2 of investigation, narrowed it down to Block G. And at last the moaners were caught.
Hahaha... some things never change. What do you expect? Throw girls and boys together, at the peak of their sexual urges, first time away from home, coupled with late nights bonding over the latest assignments and maggie mee, private rooms with comfy beds and what do you get?
What made finding that blog so funny is that KBL and I were just reminiscing about our Hall days at KEvii. Iinevitably, the topic turned to the infamous moaning incident in Block D. We all knew who the guy was. The moaning was on day and night. Give us and that girl a break! Good old S, ballsy as ever actually taped the moaning, knocked on their door and replayed the moaning to them.
Of course, over over-oily eggs at breakfast, we gossiped with hushed tones on who is going out with who and who was seen sneaking out of whose rooms in the early hours of the morning. Other tales of shenanigans from other halls include the couple who infamously forgot to close their blinds tight and did the act in full view of any passer-by from a higher floor. They were given a standing ovation. And I will always remember that guy who when highly stressed doing his assignments will shout "I need sex! I need a woman!"
Halls are a hotbed of sex and shenanigans. The theory is that hall mates can face expulsion if they were to have members of the opposite sex in their rooms way past the decent sociable hour. Hall master and residents are supposed to carry out surprise room checks to make sure residents are on this side of being virginal but the checks are so few and far between as to make it non-existent.
SDU got it so wrong! They should have just subsidised more undergrads to stay in campus halls instead of spending the money on cheesy ads. Quite a number of my hall mates found their wife/husband from the hall and since had children. Yes, including that famous moaner from Block D.
Hahaha... some things never change. What do you expect? Throw girls and boys together, at the peak of their sexual urges, first time away from home, coupled with late nights bonding over the latest assignments and maggie mee, private rooms with comfy beds and what do you get?
What made finding that blog so funny is that KBL and I were just reminiscing about our Hall days at KEvii. Iinevitably, the topic turned to the infamous moaning incident in Block D. We all knew who the guy was. The moaning was on day and night. Give us and that girl a break! Good old S, ballsy as ever actually taped the moaning, knocked on their door and replayed the moaning to them.
Of course, over over-oily eggs at breakfast, we gossiped with hushed tones on who is going out with who and who was seen sneaking out of whose rooms in the early hours of the morning. Other tales of shenanigans from other halls include the couple who infamously forgot to close their blinds tight and did the act in full view of any passer-by from a higher floor. They were given a standing ovation. And I will always remember that guy who when highly stressed doing his assignments will shout "I need sex! I need a woman!"
Halls are a hotbed of sex and shenanigans. The theory is that hall mates can face expulsion if they were to have members of the opposite sex in their rooms way past the decent sociable hour. Hall master and residents are supposed to carry out surprise room checks to make sure residents are on this side of being virginal but the checks are so few and far between as to make it non-existent.
SDU got it so wrong! They should have just subsidised more undergrads to stay in campus halls instead of spending the money on cheesy ads. Quite a number of my hall mates found their wife/husband from the hall and since had children. Yes, including that famous moaner from Block D.
4 comments:
eof from H106 happy to know finally GH ada happening ..
hehehehe very happening!
hahah yeah. GH block is now pretty happening. hmm, you were a keviian last time is it??
haha. we almost wanted to tape down the moaning too. but i think all of us were just laughing too much outside the door to do anything..
Hello! yes, we are old residents back in 1991. some things never change
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